UTUNDU NDO HUU SIO KUJITUNDUA

*KWENU WADADA*

*UTUNDU NDO HUU SIO KUJITUNDUA*

Bi mdada leo nakupa utundu kidogo maana mahabba yana uhaba na uhaba usababisha ukahaba, kama ujuavyo mume ni kama sahani ya kaure inahitaji kutunzwa ili itunzike.

Jitahidi ukikaribia muda wa mumeo kurudi kutoka kazini chukua maji nenda kaoge vizuri mpaka uhakikishe kijasho chote kimekatika harufu yake.


Rudi chumbani kaa kitandani au kwenye dressing table uanze kujipamba, chukua poda kidogo jipake vizuri usoni kiasi uso upendeze kisha chukua wanja wako uchore kwenye nyusi na kwenye kope za juu na zachini, paka rangi midomo yako kwa ustadi wa juu, chukua manukato yako ujipake,au jifukize udi wako nzuri wenye harufu ya kuvutia,kanga nyepesi ndo vazi la kimahaba dada.

Mkaribishe chakula mumeo kwa maneno ya papaso, *karibu chakula mume wangu* usimuache mumeo anakula wewe ukenda jitupa chumbani au kwenye kochi la hukooo mbali naye, hasha! Huo si mwendo bibi,
kaa ubavuni kwa mumeo uku anakula huku unamtupia maneno ya uchokozi,si uchokozi wa madera ulokopa laaaaa! Uchokozi wakumtoa pweza kwenye matumbawe.

Jitahidi kumfanya awe mpya asahau vurugu za mchana kutwa, jifanye kama unamuhimiza kula kwa lugha ya vitendo mkatie kipande cha samaki au nyama umlishe huku wakisindikiza na maneno  *"kula baby mbona huli nyama"* kwa sauti ya chini ya kubembeleza.mara inuka jifanye watafuta kitu mara muulize"mume wangu nikutilie juice,chungwa,ndizi,"usisubiri akujibu bibi, mume ataka kupembejewa bhana.

Hakikisha akiwa anakula mshughulishe na mihuja ya kimapnzi sio unamuacha macho yapo kwenye tv anaangalia sinema zetu au tamthilia.kumbuka ndoa hujengwa sehemu mbili kubwa wakati wa kula na wakati wa kulala.

Mpe maji ajisafishe mikono na umpe mumeo kitambaa ajifute akisha maliza kula, muangalie shati yake kama vishikizo bado vimefungwa, basi vifungue kwa mahaba huku unamliwaza mwambie *"joto mume wangu mwili wahitaji hewa."* mwache apumzike baada ya kula si kumuacha wewe utoke? Laaa! mwache kwa kumkalisha kwa maneno matamu *"pumzika mume wangu jee nikuandalie maji ya moto au ya baridi?"*

*Mume ataka ulezi, mume ni moshi koko, mume hupenda kuthaminiwa.*


Sio mume anarudi kazini anakukuta ovyo, huogi mpaka yeye alale, yeye ala chakula cha usiku wewe ndo kwanza wakusanya vyombo wenda kukosha, loooo!! ukikimbiwa useme umerogwa! Minywele tibu tibu, kikwapa hichooooo, kidera kutwa unacho.


 *Loooo! bibi mwanamke hulka, mwanamke kivutio, mwamke mpumbazi.*

*UKIYAPENDA YAFANYIE KAZI*

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COMMENTS

BLOGGER: 6
  1. Nzuri ila miwanaume ya siku hizi busy na cm ata muda wa kula anakula cm ipo mkononi sasa utamfanyia hayo yote6saa ngapi anawaza cm tu 😆

    JibuFuta
    Majibu
    1. In short WANAUME wanavichwa viwili kikubwa na kile kidogo. Kidogo kinanguvu ya kucontrol kichwa kikubwa Sasa ni ww kukicontrol kichwa kidogo ili kisishawishi kichwa kikubwa ujinga

      Futa
    2. Umemjibu vizuri Sana. Pia mnaweza Soma post hii iko na Mambo yote UNAYOWEZA kumfanyia MUMEO

      https://www.bongolives.com/2019/04/fahamu-vitu-vitano-ambavyo-wanaume.html

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  2. Nitajuaje kuwa mume wangu anaridhika na Mimi? Naombeni msaada katika hilo

    JibuFuta
    Majibu
    1. Soma post hii https://www.bongolives.com/2019/04/fahamu-vitu-vitano-ambavyo-wanaume.html then jiulize unamfanyia MUMEO hayo

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  3. MUMEO atakuwa na hamu ya kuwa na ww na kukufikiria mda wote yani hsta akiwa job atakutafuta kwa simulizi. Na pia atakuwa na wivu sana

    JibuFuta

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